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Ninja Cookies
Ninja Cookies
$60.00 — $600.00
Ninja Cookies (43.18% THC) – AAAAA+ near-perfect hybrid (55/45) with laboratory-verified RECORD-SHATTERING potency. Girl Scout Cookies ge...
Indica
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Purple Gelato
Purple Gelato
$60.00 — $600.00
Purple Gelato (40.8% THC) – AAAAA+ balanced hybrid with record-breaking potency. Sweet creamy vanilla, fresh berry gelato flavor. Deep pu...
Hybrid
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South India
South India
$40.00 — $120.00
Pure indica landrace from Southern India with earthy, spicy flavours and deeply relaxing effects for evening use.
IndicaTHC: 16.50CBD: 0.80
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Lemonade Haze
Lemonade Haze
$110.00 — $1,250.00
Citrus-forward sativa hybrid with 33.85% THC, delivering bright energy, creative focus, and classic haze uplift.
HybridTHC: 33.90CBD: 0.30
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Pink Kerosene
Pink Kerosene
$150.00 — $560.00
Ultra-premium 38% THC indica-dominant hybrid with explosive fuel flavour and powerful sedative effects for experienced users.
HybridTHC: 38.10CBD: 0.30
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Pina Loca
Pina Loca
$400.00 — $1,200.00
Premium AAAA+ indica-dominant hybrid with 33.90% THC, delivering tropical pineapple euphoria and powerful therapeutic relaxation.
Lab TestedTHC: 33.90CBD: 0.30
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Moon Meltdown
Moon Meltdown
$55.00 — $600.00
Record-breaking 44.13% THC balanced hybrid with unique arousing effects and spicy menthol flavour profile.
HybridTHC: 44.10CBD: 0.20
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Purple Zushi
Purple Zushi
$500.00 — $950.00
Purple Zushi (34.20% THC) - AAAAA+ balanced hybrid (50/50). Zushi x Purple genetics. Fast-acting bright energy, euphoric mood lift, giddy...
Hybrid
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Ace Ultra Premium Disposable Vape
Ace Ultra Premium Disposable Vape
$50.00 — $200.00
2g live resin disposable vape with gold-plated hardware, ceramic coil technology, and strain-specific terpenes in luxury velvet case.
THC: 82.50CBD: 0.30
★★★★★ 4.6 (5)
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Purple Queen
Purple Queen
$60.00 — $1,100.00
Premium AAA+ indica-dominant strain with 31.98% THC, royal purple genetics, sweet grape flavour, and balanced euphoric relaxation for eve...
IndicaTHC: 32.00CBD: 0.30
★★★★★ 4.6 (5)
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Forbidding Wine
Forbidding Wine
$45.00 — $400.00
AAAAA+ indica BC Bricks (34.12% THC) with authentic grape and wine flavors. Deep purple genetics, powerful sedation, sophisticated evenin...
THC: 34.10CBD: 0.30
★★★★★ 4.6 (5)
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Blueberry Blast BC Bricks
Blueberry Blast BC Bricks
$400.00
AAAAA+ indica-dominant strain (34.12% THC) with authentic blueberry flavor and powerful therapeutic effects for evening relaxation.
SativaTHC: 34.10CBD: 0.30
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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1/4 lb (4oz)
Pink Fallout LSO
Pink Fallout LSO
$60.00 — $600.00
AAAAA+ indica with 40.11% THC. Light Stress Only cultivation, California brick curing. Pungent pink gas, candy-sweet berries, devastating...
IndicaTHC: 40.10CBD: 0.30
★★★★★ 4.6 (5)
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3Oz for $320 Premium Strain Bundle AAAAA+ | Best Bulk Deal
3Oz for $320 Premium Strain Bundle AAAAA+ | Best Bulk Deal
$320.00 — $580.00
Canada's best bulk deal: 84g total AAAAA+ flower. Choose from 9 premium strains. Unbeatable $320 pricing with same-day Ottawa delivery.
THC: 24.50CBD: 0.80
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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Gold Seal Hash
Gold Seal Hash
$600.00 — $2,500.00
Canada's legendary 98% THC solventless hash. Rich spice, honey, and earthy tones. Lab-tested purity. Discreet nationwide delivery.
THC: 98.00CBD: 0.10
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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Super Goo
Super Goo
$75.00 — $850.00
Ultra-premium 40% THC AAAAA+ California hybrid in authentic Cali Brick format - exotic fruity dank flavor with euphorically strong full-b...
HybridTHC: 40.00CBD: 0.50
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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Alaskan Thunder Fuck
Alaskan Thunder Fuck
$75.00 — $850.00
Legendary 40% THC sativa from Alaska's Matanuska Valley. Premium Cali Brick format with intense pine-lemon-menthol flavor and euphoric en...
SativaTHC: 40.00CBD: 0.50
★★★★★ 4.8 (6)
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Rose Killer
Rose Killer
$75.00 — $850.00
Ultra-premium 40% THC indica-dominant hybrid with exotic wildflower rose and sweet lemon flavor. Expansive calm melts into deep, restorat...
IndicaTHC: 40.00CBD: 0.30
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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Blueberry Shortcake AAAA+
Blueberry Shortcake AAAA+
$400.00 — $750.00
Premium indica-dominant hybrid (34.92% THC) with authentic blueberry shortcake flavor and powerful therapeutic effects. Perfect for pain ...
IndicaTHC: 34.90CBD: 0.80
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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Jellie Cake AAAA+
Jellie Cake AAAA+
$50.00 — $900.00
Premium indica hybrid (34.58% THC) with vanilla cake & berry jelly flavor. Deep relaxation meets euphoric bliss. Same-day delivery Ottawa.
IndicaTHC: 34.60CBD: 0.80
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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BC Godfather Bomb AAAA+
BC Godfather Bomb AAAA+
$400.00 — $1,450.00
Premium BC indica (33.17% THC) with explosive euphoria-to-sedation effects, rich grape flavor, and legendary Godfather OG genetics.
IndicaTHC: 33.20CBD: 0.50
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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3-in-1 Territory Vapes
3-in-1 Territory Vapes
$70.00 — $250.00
Revolutionary 3-in-1 disposable vape with Banana Kush indica, Cotton Candy sativa, and hybrid blend chambers. 6g total, rotate to switch ...
THC: 98.00CBD: 0.80
★★★★★ 4.6 (5)
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Forbidden Diesel
Forbidden Diesel
$90.00 — $500.00
Ultra-premium 44.36% THC indica from California. Devastating diesel power in authentic Cali Bricks format with same-day Ottawa delivery.
IndicaTHC: 44.40CBD: 0.80
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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Banana OG
Banana OG
$400.00
Premium 33.68% THC hybrid with tropical banana flavor and perfectly balanced uplifting yet relaxing effects. AAAA+ quality.
HybridTHC: 33.70CBD: 0.30
★★★★★ 4.8 (5)
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