Biscotti Cookies - 31.20% THC | 4oz Bulk Deal For $180 | Same-Day Ottawa Delivery

Name: Biscotti Cookies - 31.20% THC | 4oz Bulk Deal For $180 | Same-Day Ottawa Delivery
Brand: UperWeed
SKU: UW-249
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

★★★★★ 4.8 • 5 reviews

THC 31.20% CBD 0.30% Staff Pick Best Seller

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Description

Decadent indica-hybrid with cookie dough sweetness, vanilla cream, and gassy finish. Deep relaxation meets euphoric calm.

Effects

Relaxed Happy Euphoric Sleepy Calm

Terpene Profile

Limonene

Caryophyllene

Humulene

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Key Highlights

31.20%

THC Content

High potency indica-dominant hybrid for experienced users

80/20

Indica/Sativa Ratio

Deep body relaxation with mild cerebral uplift

Premium

Quality Grade

AAAA craft flower with exceptional trichome coverage

Gelato #25 × GSC × SFO OG

Elite Genetics

Triple-cross of legendary West Coast strains

Same-Day

Ottawa Delivery

Fast local delivery in Ottawa, Gatineau, and Cornwall

Description

Experience Premium Dessert Cannabis

Biscotti Cookies delivers an unforgettable journey from first inhale to final exhale. Picture yourself sinking into your favourite chair as waves of sweet cookie dough and vanilla cream wash over your senses, followed by that unmistakable gassy punch that reminds you this is no ordinary dessert strain.

A Flavour Journey Worth Savoring

The moment you break apart these crystalline buds, your space fills with the irresistible aroma of a bakery meeting a premium cannabis garden. Each session begins with smooth, sugary notes that coat your palate like freshly baked cookies still warm from the oven. As you exhale, the complexity reveals itself: herbal spice dancing with vanilla cream, finishing with a bold diesel kick that lingers pleasantly.

The Perfect Evening Companion

What makes Biscotti Cookies special isn't just its remarkable lineage or stunning appearance. It's the way this strain understands exactly what you need after a demanding day. The experience starts cerebral, lifting your mood and melting away mental clutter with gentle euphoria. Then comes the signature body melt, that deep physical ease that transforms tension into tranquility without stealing your evening completely.

Whether you're unwinding solo with your favourite show, enjoying good conversation with friends, or simply seeking that perfect balance between relaxation and presence, Biscotti Cookies adapts beautifully. It's potent enough to satisfy experienced enthusiasts yet approachable enough for those who appreciate quality over intensity.

Craft Quality in Every Nug

The visual appeal matches the experience. Dense, resinous flowers showcase nature's artistry with deep greens bleeding into purple shadows, all illuminated by a constellation of trichomes and vibrant orange pistils. This is cannabis that looks as premium as it smokes, demanding attention in any collection.

Specifications

Genetics

Gelato #25 × Girl Scout Cookies × South Florida OG

Lineage

80% Indica / 20% Sativa

Dominant Terpenes

Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene

Aroma Profile

Sweet cookie dough, vanilla cream, diesel, earthy spice

Flavour Notes

Sugar cookies, vanilla, herbal spice, gassy finish

Bud Structure

Dense, sticky, heavily frosted with trichomes

Appearance

Deep green and purple hues with bright orange pistils

Grow Method

Indoor craft cultivation

Trim Quality

Hand-trimmed premium buds

Best Used

Evening, night-time, stress relief, relaxation

Usage & Safety

Usage Instructions

Start with 0.25-0.5g if new to high-THC strains. Experienced users can enjoy 0.5-1g per session. Best consumed in the evening or when you have no responsibilities. Can be smoked in a joint, bong, pipe, or vapourizer. Effects typically begin within 5-10 minutes and last 2-4 hours. For bulk storage, keep in an airtight container in a cool, dark place to preserve freshness and potency.

Ingredients

100% Premium Cannabis Flower (Biscotti Cookies strain)

Warnings

High THC content (31.20%) - not recommended for beginners or low-tolerance users
May cause drowsiness and sedation - do not drive or operate machinery
Can increase appetite significantly
May cause dry mouth and dry eyes - stay hydrated
Not suitable for individuals under 19 years of age
Consult a healthcare provider if pregnant, nursing, or have underlying health conditions
Start low and go slow to assess your tolerance
Store securely away from children and pets

FAQ (5)

Why is Biscotti Cookies more potent than most indica strains?

At 31.20% THC, Biscotti Cookies represents top-shelf craft genetics combining three legendary strains. The Gelato #25 contributes potency and flavour, Girl Scout Cookies adds complexity and euphoria, while South Florida OG brings that classic gassy punch and deep body effects. This triple-cross breeding creates exceptional cannabinoid production.

Will Biscotti Cookies leave me couch-locked immediately?

Not necessarily. While this is an 80% indica, the experience begins with euphoric mental clarity before transitioning into deep physical relaxation. Most users report 30-45 minutes of functional relaxation before the sedative effects fully develop. In moderate doses, you can remain present and engaged, though higher amounts will lean toward sleep-inducing effects.

How does the 4oz bulk deal compare in value?

The 4oz (112g) bulk deal at $180 works out to $1.60 per gram, compared to the 28g option at $1.60 per gram. Both offer excellent value for AAAA quality flower. The bulk option is ideal if you're a regular consumer, sharing with friends, or want to stock up on this premium strain without frequent reorders.

What makes the flavour profile so distinctive?

The dominant caryophyllene provides spicy, peppery notes, while limonene contributes citrus sweetness reminiscent of vanilla and sugar cookies. Humulene adds earthy, herbal depth and that gassy diesel finish. This terpene combination creates the signature dessert-meets-fuel flavour that Biscotti Cookies is famous for.

Is same-day delivery really available in Ottawa?

Yes! UperWeed offers same-day cannabis delivery throughout Ottawa, Gatineau, and Cornwall for orders placed before our cutoff time. We also provide fast, discreet Canada-wide shipping for customers outside our local delivery zones. All orders are packaged securely to preserve freshness and ensure privacy.

Reviews (5)

4.8

★★★★★

5 reviews

Jaspreet K.

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

Been smoking for 15 years and Biscotti Cookies is easily top 3 strains I've ever had. The cookie flavour is unreal, not exaggerated at all. Burns clean, white ash, and the high is exactly what I need after work. Heavy but not knockout, just perfect relaxation. The 4oz deal is incredible value for AAAA quality.

Maria Santos

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

This strain helped my chronic back pain more than anything else I've tried. The body relaxation is amazing and I actually sleep through the night now. Taste is like dessert, makes medicating enjoyable instead of just functional. Delivery was fast and discreet. Will definitely reorder.

Chen Wei

Verified Purchase

★★★★☆

Really strong indica, maybe too strong if you're not used to high THC. Flavour is outstanding though, exactly like they describe with that vanilla cookie taste and gassy finish. Buds are frosty and dense. Lost one star only because I underestimated the potency my first time. Stick to small amounts if you're not experienced.

Amara Okonkwo

★★★★★

Biscotti Cookies exceeded expectations. Beautiful purple-tinted buds covered in crystals, smooth smoke, and the effects are balanced perfectly for evening use. I can still function and have conversations for the first hour, then it eases into deep relaxation. Great for anxiety and unwinding. UperWeed's service is always reliable.

Dmitri Volkov

Verified Purchase

★★★★★

Premium quality at fair price. The 28g option lets me try before committing to bulk, but after one session I knew I'd be ordering the 4oz next time. Potent, flavourful, and the high lasts longer than most strains. Perfect for managing stress after long days. Same-day delivery in Ottawa is super convenient.